For the opening of fiveprong.com, there will be tons of sales in all of our fabulous FiveProng departments. And there will be a huge party with tons of deals in our IRC chatroom #fiveprong, so be sure to be there with bells on to catch all of the latest news and coupons that you can only receive from FiveProng. Our staff will be there to answer any of your questions and to direct you to the perfect products.
Remember, the holidays are coming up soon. Spend them with the only one who knows what you need and how to get you what you need. And if we can't get it for you, we will compensate with a free gift.
Now, how would that sound in your stocking, or beside the menorah?